Yo Momma is so fat when she goes outside with a red t-shirt, all the kids in the neighborhood yell, "hey KOOL-AID."

Yo Mamma so fat every time she go out to eat she asked if she wants the group discount

Yo Momma is so fat, every time she goes in Taco Bell everybody runs for the border

Yo momma is so fat, the police dog stopped her at the airport for having 10 pounds of crack

Yo'momma so fat McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats.

Yo'momma so fat her butt looks like 2 pigs fightin' over Milkduds

Yo'momma so fat her picture fell off the wall!

Yo'momma so fat your family portrait has stretch marks.

Yo'momma so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy."

Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her

Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs

Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo momma so fat when I first met her she was standing on the corner Granville and 41st, 42nd, 43rd, and 44th streets.

Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so fat even Richard Simmons won't help her!

Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo momma so fat she had to get out of bed to roll over

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"

Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world

 Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship

Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons

When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the
doctor gave her 13 years to live.

She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Her ass has its own congressman.

When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.

Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get
a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have
to take his word for it!

Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is DAMN! 

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the hell off!!!

Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck

Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcolm X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

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