Yo momma so stupid she spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate

Yo momma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company

Yo momma so stupid she says she’s “illegitimate” because she can’t read

Yo momma so stupid if she spoke her mind she’d be speechless

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a Caucasian is a head injury

Yo momma so stupid she want to a drawbridge and took out a pencil and paper

Yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test.

Yo momma so stupid she thought menopause was a button on the stereo.

Yo momma so stupid she thought socialism means partying

Yo momma so stupid she thought softball was a venereal disease

Yo momma so stupid she thought “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
 

Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo momma so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.

Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course

Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book

Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus

Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg

Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper

Yo momma so stupid She went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World Left" so she went home.